GAME ON GRANNY!!

Why be abused by strangers when you can come to your fun lovin GRANNY!!
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FAQ



Q: Granny, what is your purpose?
A: My purpose is to enlighten the world on the fact that us Grannys are not to be taken lightly and we will not stand still for being the old fashioned "shut my mouth" and just smile and nod our heads politely. We are Grannys, hear us roar, in number to big to ignore ..........GAME ON!!

Q: Can I reprint anything on your web site or use it without your permission?
A: Well now honey, you go reprintin' or usin'  anything without my permission and I will be a comin' after you like I go running to the mailbox on Goverment check day! You ain't never seen a Granny run that fast and you talk about a wet hornet being mad....Well, it will be .....................GAME ON!!

Q: How old are you?
A: Ohhhhhh, A proper lady NEVER tells her true age! Being that I am a country Granny though, well now thats just a horse of a different color....And I still ain't tellin' Ya my age except that -'Age is a number-and mine is unlisted'..............GAME ON!!

Q: Are you married?
A: MARRIED???? BE JEBBERS...Oh Lordy NO! I am so mean that no man wants me and so tough that the Devil won't even take me yet! Lordy, Lordy ain't never yet found a man who could stand up and take me on!............................GAME ON!!

Q: Do you ever make appearances anywhere in person?
A:  Well let me tell ya a little somethin' - I am here to entertain people and not to scare them to death.....I may take a mean picture BUT in person I could scare the fur off a slobber tooth tiger and he would quiver and wet where he stood.........................GAME ON!!

Q: What does game on mean?
A: GAME ON!! means... thats right...Uh-Huh...you knows it...Right On...I'm bad...It is whats it is and most of all it means you best take heed of Grannys words and wisdom...dang nabbit, I have been on this earth for a good long time and I know more than any city folk or them smart alecky professor types ..................GAME ON!!